1) Gravity: it works twice as fast. party hats become ice cream cones pretty quickly.
2) Bras: the cute little lacy demi ones…forget it. cotton, under wire ones are the way to go. yup, sexy. and can someone explain to me why the DD’s have WAY more padding than the AA’s? Do you think we need anymore padding?
3) Bikinis: in the same way that bras are a pain in the ass, have you tried looking for a bikini that doesn’t make you look like a porn star? i’ve found more needles in haystacks.
4) Cute sundresses: I tried on 20+ dresses today. 2 different stores. i bought one dress that i will still have to wear a tank top under to avoid the girls from freeing themselves.
5) Running: unless you find three sports bras comfortable, get used to added bounce. and I don’t mean the new and improved sneaker technology kind. plus, all that extra weight has to mess with your aerodynamics.
sorry. friday night complaining because i just tried on the damn dress again and i’m still not convinced i made the right choice…
